• Cousin Walk KushKards cannabis greeting card featuring a minimalist black-and-white dictionary-style design. Large black text reads “cousin walk,” followed by “noun” and the definition, “The sacred tradition of leaving a family gathering with your cousins to smoke weed.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower right corner, with magenta callouts identifying the pre-roll slot and included matchbook.
  • Cousin Walk KushKards cannabis greeting card featuring a minimalist black-and-white dictionary-style design. Large black text reads “cousin walk,” followed by “noun” and the definition, “The sacred tradition of leaving a family gathering with your cousins to smoke weed.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower right corner,
  • Cousin Walk KushKards cannabis greeting card featuring a minimalist black-and-white dictionary-style design. Large black text reads “cousin walk,” followed by “noun” and the definition, “The sacred tradition of leaving a family gathering with your cousins to smoke weed.” A matching white aluminum one-hitter pipe with black cannabis leaf print and orange-speckled tip is attached across the top.
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Cousin Walk Funny Cannabis Greeting Card | KushKards

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    Every family has a tradition. This one just happens to involve disappearing with your cousins.

    Our “Cousin Walk” greeting card defines the sacred ritual perfectly: “The sacred tradition of leaving a family gathering with your cousins to smoke weed.”

    Designed like a clean dictionary definition, this funny cannabis card is perfect for holidays, family gatherings, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving, or gifting to the cousin who always knows when it is time to take a little walk.

    Choose Your Gifting Style:

    • Comes with a matching aluminum one-hitter
      OR

    • Includes a matchbook + slot to insert your own pre-rolled item of choice (pre-roll not included)

    🎁 Why You Will Adore It:

    For Your Favorite Cousin:
    Made for the cousin you always disappear with during Thanksgiving, Christmas, family parties, reunions, or any gathering that calls for a little break.

    A Card and Gift in One:
    Choose the reusable one-hitter version or personalize the pre-roll version with your recipient’s favorite option.

    A Very Specific Family Tradition:
    The dictionary-style design turns an instantly relatable stoner ritual into a funny, memorable greeting card.

    Ready to Gift:
    Includes a matching envelope and protective sleeve for easy gifting.

    📏 Dimensions and Materials:

    Card: 4.25" × 5.5"
    One-Hitter: Approximately 3" when included with the KHK version
    Materials: Premium cardstock and aluminum one-hitter for the KHK version
    Packaging: Matching envelope and protective sleeve included

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER:

    Important Disclaimers and Warnings
    Shipping & Legal Compliance: It is illegal to mail products containing marijuana.
    Intended Use & Age Restriction: For legal use only. Must be 21+ to purchase. Products are intended for tobacco use only. By purchasing, you certify that you are of legal age and will use the product for its intended purpose.
    Product Safety & Liability: The aluminum one-hitter may become hot during use. Allow to cool before handling. Use at your own risk.
    Made from aluminum. If you have metal sensitivities or allergies, use with caution.

    © KUSHKARDS® LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
    TRADEMARKED BY KUSHKARDS®

    Cousin Walk KushKards cannabis greeting card featuring a minimalist black-and-white dictionary-style design. Large black text reads “cousin walk,” followed by “noun” and the definition, “The sacred tradition of leaving a family gathering with your cousins to smoke weed.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower right corner, with magenta callouts identifying the pre-roll slot and included matchbook.
    Cousin Walk KushKards cannabis greeting card featuring a minimalist black-and-white dictionary-style design. Large black text reads “cousin walk,” followed by “noun” and the definition, “The sacred tradition of leaving a family gathering with your cousins to smoke weed.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower right corner,
    Cousin Walk KushKards cannabis greeting card featuring a minimalist black-and-white dictionary-style design. Large black text reads “cousin walk,” followed by “noun” and the definition, “The sacred tradition of leaving a family gathering with your cousins to smoke weed.” A matching white aluminum one-hitter pipe with black cannabis leaf print and orange-speckled tip is attached across the top.