{"id":7932477702295,"title":"Filet Mignon Schlong Card","handle":"filet-mignon-schlong-greeting-card","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🎶 Oh baby I like it raw  \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eServe it to me nice and rare, I love a good tender piece of Filet Mignon. You know what Mignon rhymes with? Schlong... and thats how we came up with \"Filet Mignon that schlong\". There's no better pair for date night, so grab this card and gift it to your special person this holiday or anytime you want to... you know. Blank on the inside so write a message, time and place, and sign it with love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSize: A2 4.25\" x 5.5\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCard - Envelope - Plastic Packaging \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e  \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/naughtykards\/\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGet Naughty with us on Instagram @naughtykards\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2023-02-17T15:56:53-07:00","created_at":"2023-02-17T15:35:25-07:00","vendor":"KKARDS","type":"","tags":["NaughtyR"],"price":500,"price_min":500,"price_max":500,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":42935670800535,"title":"Default Title","option1":"Default Title","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":true,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"Filet Mignon Schlong Card","public_title":null,"options":["Default Title"],"price":500,"weight":1,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_quantity":0,"inventory_management":"shopify","inventory_policy":"continue","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[],"quantity_rule":{"min":1,"max":null,"increment":1}}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2014\/0069\/products\/NK-FILET.jpg?v=1676677077"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2014\/0069\/products\/NK-FILET.jpg?v=1676677077","options":["Title"],"media":[{"alt":"Greeting Card. The front says \"Filet Mignon that schlong\" with little graphics of a filet mignon steak. The card is beige with black lettering.","id":31324295430295,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":0.708,"height":1252,"width":886,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2014\/0069\/products\/NK-FILET.jpg?v=1676677077"},"aspect_ratio":0.708,"height":1252,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2014\/0069\/products\/NK-FILET.jpg?v=1676677077","width":886}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e🎶 Oh baby I like it raw  \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eServe it to me nice and rare, I love a good tender piece of Filet Mignon. You know what Mignon rhymes with? Schlong... and thats how we came up with \"Filet Mignon that schlong\". There's no better pair for date night, so grab this card and gift it to your special person this holiday or anytime you want to... you know. Blank on the inside so write a message, time and place, and sign it with love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSize: A2 4.25\" x 5.5\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCard - Envelope - Plastic Packaging \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e  \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/naughtykards\/\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGet Naughty with us on Instagram @naughtykards\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}