• Merry Stoned I’m Christmas KushKards cannabis holiday greeting card featuring a solid black background with bold white and red typography reading “Merry Stoned I’m Christmas.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower-right corner, with magenta callouts identifying the pre-roll slot and included matchbook.
  • Merry Stoned I’m Christmas KushKards cannabis holiday greeting card featuring a solid black background with bold white and red typography reading “Merry Stoned I’m Christmas.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower-right corner
  • Merry Stoned I’m Christmas KushKards cannabis holiday greeting card featuring a solid black background with bold white and red typography reading “Merry Stoned I’m Christmas.” A matching aluminum one-hitter pipe with red-and-white candy-cane-inspired stripes and an orange-speckled tip is attached across the top.
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KushKards

Merry Stoned, I’m Christmas Holiday Greeting Card

$7.00
$7.00
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    A little mixed up, a little merry, and definitely lifted. Our “Merry Stoned I’m Christmas” greeting card puts a funny stoner spin on a classic holiday greeting with bold red-and-white typography and a sleek black background.

    Perfect for smoke buddies, Secret Santa gifts, holiday parties, partners, and anyone whose Christmas cheer comes with a little extra elevation.

    Choose Your Gifting Style:

    • Comes with a matching aluminum one-hitter
      OR

    • Includes a matchbook + slot to insert your own pre-rolled item of choice (pre-roll not included)

    🎁 Why You Will Adore It:

    For the Merry & Stoned:
    A funny Christmas card for cannabis lovers, smoke buddies, friends, and anyone who appreciates a good holiday weed joke.

    A Card and Gift in One:
    Choose the reusable one-hitter version or personalize the pre-roll version with your recipient’s favorite option.

    Bold Holiday Humor:
    The black background, oversized lettering, and red “STONED” detail make this card simple, funny, and instantly giftable.

    Ready to Gift:
    Includes a matching envelope and protective sleeve for easy gifting.

    📏 Dimensions and Materials:

    Card: 4.25" × 5.5"
    One-Hitter: Approximately 3" when included with the KHK version
    Materials: Premium cardstock and aluminum one-hitter for the KHK version
    Packaging: Matching envelope and protective sleeve included

    ⚠️ DISCLAIMER:

    Important Disclaimers and Warnings
    Shipping & Legal Compliance: It is illegal to mail products containing marijuana.
    Intended Use & Age Restriction: For legal use only. Must be 21+ to purchase. Products are intended for tobacco use only. By purchasing, you certify that you are of legal age and will use the product for its intended purpose.
    Product Safety & Liability: The aluminum one-hitter may become hot during use. Allow to cool before handling. Use at your own risk.
    Made from aluminum. If you have metal sensitivities or allergies, use with caution.

    © KUSHKARDS® LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
    TRADEMARKED BY KUSHKARDS®

     

     

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    Merry Stoned I’m Christmas KushKards cannabis holiday greeting card featuring a solid black background with bold white and red typography reading “Merry Stoned I’m Christmas.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower-right corner, with magenta callouts identifying the pre-roll slot and included matchbook.
    Merry Stoned I’m Christmas KushKards cannabis holiday greeting card featuring a solid black background with bold white and red typography reading “Merry Stoned I’m Christmas.” A built-in slot at the top is labeled “Insert Pre-Roll Joint Here” for adding a pre-rolled item of choice. A KushKards matchbook is shown in the lower-right corner
    Merry Stoned I’m Christmas KushKards cannabis holiday greeting card featuring a solid black background with bold white and red typography reading “Merry Stoned I’m Christmas.” A matching aluminum one-hitter pipe with red-and-white candy-cane-inspired stripes and an orange-speckled tip is attached across the top.