Filet Mignon Schlong Card

🎶 Oh baby I like it raw  

Serve it to me nice and rare, I love a good tender piece of Filet Mignon. You know what Mignon rhymes with? Schlong... and thats how we came up with "Filet Mignon that schlong". There's no better pair for date night, so grab this card and gift it to your special person this holiday or anytime you want to... you know. Blank on the inside so write a message, time and place, and sign it with love.